JOE'S FAVORITE TOOL

Joe’s Favorite Tool

“Because not every project needs a power drill.”

They say every man’s got a favorite tool in the shop. For Joe, it’s this beauty right here. It don’t cut wood, weld steel, or fix your carb—but it will open your beverage faster than you can say “hold my socket set.”

Machined for precision (probably), fits in your pocket (definitely), and guaranteed to turn every bottle into a good decision… or at least a memorable one.

Key Features:

Opens bottles. Repeatedly. Reliably. Relentlessly.

Small enough to lose. Cool enough to miss when you do.

Great for cookouts, camping, break time, and emotional support.

Throw one in your toolbox, glove box, tackle box—or tape it to the fridge. Joe don’t go anywhere without it, and neither should you.